The Metro St. Louis Live Music
Historical Society
Burnham's (Opera House)
314 West Port Plaza
Owner: Tom Burnham
Dichotomy and Bushwhackers were both house bands at different times.
Still open as Trainwreck Saloon
Here's some history from bartender Rob Peters:
I worked there as a bartender from the day after I turned 21in January of 1980 until the summer of 1985.
I saw a lot of things and have a lot of memories from there. Tom Burnham was the owner until about 1984 when he
sold it to someone else and Tom opened a place in Union Station named Key West Cafe.
The Opera House was sort of saloon and music club with house bands that played every night except Monday night
and then later on not on Tuesday nights.
The place was out of control on the weekends. We got so crowded that you could not even get in to the place. Waiting
lines outside the saloon style swinging doors, out onto the plaza brick walkway. One St. Patrick's Day, we were so busy
from the time we opened, until the the time we closed at 1:30, we went thru 55 half barrels of beer in the one day. I worked
from 5:30 in the morning, until 2:00 the next morning. You would not believe what went on there that day....a LOT of
drinking, fights and...oh yea, a little sex on the bar. Right in front of everyone. The young lady and her 'date' did get a
little plaque on the bar for that one.
The house bands that played there were Mike Fee and the Bushwackers. Then when they left, Bill Alt, from the original house
band Dichotomy came back for a while. That was out of control, too. Bill Alt was a wild man and used to get businessmen up on
stage and cut off their ties, which usually went over real well. That was probably the wildest of times, when Bill Alt's band was
there.
Then, when Alt's band left, the house band became Brian Clarke and the St. Louis Browns.
Some of the guys that played in the house bands were Joey Marshall, Mike Fee, Jay Hayes, Bill Alt, Jim Huckleberry, and Pat
Malloy, all of which are on this site and in different bands throughout the years. I remember seeing Michael McDonald come in
and sing with the band once in a while, as he was old friends with Pat Malloy. Michael was a great guy, very nice. His sister
(Mary I believe) came in once or twice and sang with him, too.
There were famous people in there all of the time. I met Bobby Thomson, who hit 'the shot heard around the world'. A famous
ball player for the NY Giants MLB team. I met Rocky Blier of the Pittsburg Steelers, and more Playboy Bunnies and
Centerfolds than I can remember. One of them of course, was 1976 Playboy Playmate of the year, Pattie McGuire. She could
not have been any nicer of a person. She would come in once in a while. One day, I came in to work and there are six Playboy
Playmates sitting at the bar. They had been doing a national ad campaign at Burnham's other bar, T. Billie Moffett's (where he
shot Scott Humphries) for Michelob Light. What a job!!!
Oh yes...the infamous shooting.
Yes, Tom Burnham did shoot and kill Scott Humphries one night. He actually shot him two times, and did kill him, behind T.
Billie Moffett's. It was found to be 'self defense.' That is all that I will say about that other than Tom Burnham never
'went away' as some remember. He was found 'not guilty'. He had hired as his Defense Attorney, the famous or should I say,
infamous, Charles Shaw. Tom Burnham was never convicted. There is a lot more to this story, but, I will only say he was found
'not guilty' and leave it at that. Although, I do know the entire story straight from Tom Burnham's mouth... just know that he shot
Scott Humphries two times, once in the side and once in the back. Tom thought he was being attacked and acted in self defense.
Story closed. Never convicted, never 'went away.'
That was one wild and fun place. I worked with a lot of
great people, like Ric Dolgin, Kevin Nash, Dave Guilvason,Cliff Seratti, Rick Barnes, Bob Spencer, Paul Tornetto, Bruce
Hudgens and so many pretty girls that I cannot name all of them. I enjoyed working there like no other job I have ever had.
Rob Peters
Bartender/Burnham's St. Louis Opera House
1980-1985
Here's another bunch of memories
from Ken Morasaki:
I saw the article on the website as someone
alerted me to something on Channel 9 last night. I worked at the Opera
House and worked with Kevin Nash, Rob, Rick Dolgin, Jeff (Jefferson)
Davis, Marty Main (bus boy). Mike Schott, Mike Buzzotta, Joe Buzzotta
and Mike Arnold (the last two were managers and other than Marty the
rest of them were bartenders.) One of the
waitresses, Gail Coil, I remember. Who could forget? Robin Coil, who I
think was Gail’s (sister-in-law?) went on to work at T. Billy Moffitt’s
-where I worked- and married the Cardinals football linebacker- Terry
Stieve. Jerry Clinton
and a couple of retired county cops (I’ll just call them Ed and Denny
and leave their last names off) used to shoot up the place after hours.
There was a large buffalo head that probably had more slugs in it than
Tony Montana at the end of Scarface. Jeff’s
girlfriend was sitting at the bar one time and some drunk kept bothering
her. Jeff warned him to leave her alone but he didn’t get the
message. Jeff came out from behind the bar and kicked the guy and he
went flying through the saloon doors into the outdoors walkway at
Westport Plaza. He threatened
to sue Tom, so Tom said he fired Jeff. In reality, Jeff came over and
worked with us at T. Billy Moffitt’s. Jeff was built like Lou Ferrigno
and was into martial arts. I think he later became an instructor at a
Tracy’s Karate studio somewhere in the area. After closing
at T. Billy Moffitt’s, we used to have to clean the bar, wash the
glasses and divide the tips up amongst the bartenders. There was a few
pitchers of beer usually as everyone sat around and drank beer to
unwind. The place was so busy it was just unbelievable. Even on the
weeknights. One night, the
manager that was working, Mike Arnold (who had transferred from the
Opera House after T. Billy Moffitt’s opened) told two bartenders that it
was “time to go.” They were sitting at a table top Space Invaders video
game that was up against a wooden post/column that was about a foot
wide. One of them
(nicknamed “Bags” because his last name was Baggett) said “I got one man
left to go!” Mike pulled out a pistol he had in an ankle holster and I
heard one of the waitresses scream: “Mike, no!!” I heard a
gunshot go off and he had shot the wooden post (right between the two
players faces) to make his point that he wanted them to stop
immediately. The reason she screamed out is because from her angle she
could see I was on the other side of the post. I looked
around and saw him holding the gun and walked around and saw the bullet
hole in the post. Fortunately for me, Tom was not a cheapskate as the
wood was solid and the bullet did not emerge from the other side or I
would have been in the ambulance that night. I’ve got a
million stories of life as a bartender at these two places, but some of
them will have to go untold as there could be some people mad at me.
Mike (Arnold), unfortunately, never overcame his demons and committed
suicide one day not a long time after Moffitt’s was closed and sold. I heard that
he bought a six-pack and started drinking with his engine on and the
garage closed. Sad. Sorry to end on such a depressing note, but I got
to run. Thank you very
much.
Ken Morisaki
The Bushwhackers
If you have any photos, facts or memories of this club, please email me at: greg@dejawho.com
Thanks to Staci Webb